Child Steps, a absurdist strolling simulator, has been underneath development for an extended whereas now. However at in the present day’s PlayStation State of Play occasion, the sport lastly acquired a launch date: September 8, 2025. The sport stars the hapless, chubby, bodysuit-wearing Nate (sigh), who, judging from the discharge date trailer, seems to be perpetually searching for a bathroom? At one level, he knocks a porta-potty off the sting of a cliff. Tragedy abounds.
We checked out Child Steps a number of years in the past, and an enormous a part of the enjoyable is in determining tips on how to management Nate — every controller set off strikes one in every of his limbs, and maintaining him upright is seemingly fairly the problem. That is a part of the enjoyable, I presume; watching your baby-man flop across the display and fall over whereas doing the seemingly easy process of strolling sounds much more amusing than I believe.
The sport was initially supposed to return out for PS5 and PC in 2023, adopted by a delay to 2024 that the group clearly did not hit. However now, we have an actual launch date for this exceedingly goofy-looking recreation.